Local Man Discovers ONE WEIRD TRICK That Regrows Hair in Just 30 DAYS!
BEFORE: Sad and Bald
AFTER: Majestic Lion Mane
Crying every time you look in the mirror?
Your head being mistaken for a bowling ball?
Using your scalp as an ice rink?
Blinding pilots with your shiny dome?
"I used to be balder than a newborn baby! Now I have so much hair, I have to trim it with a lawnmower!"
- Bob Hairless, Age 47"My husband went from chrome dome to Rapunzel in just 2 weeks! Now he won't stop flipping his hair!"
- Susan Surprised, Age 34"I bought this as a joke but now I'm basically Chewbacca! My barber retired because of me!"
- Mike Miraculous, Age 52*Results may vary. Side effects may include excessive hair growth, inability to fit through doorways, and being mistaken for a sheepdog.
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